The Guardian’s David Miranda is a Liar



David Miranda is a liar. So is his husband Glenn Greenwald. Thanks to @jeremyduns, investigative blogger, for this spot. Let’s hope the Home Secretary’s lawyers, and Cressida Dick of the Metropolitan Police, are paying attention.

In this Buzzfeed interview, Miranda claims:

After I spent several weeks with Miranda and Greenwald in and around their home in the upscale, artist-friendly Rio neighborhood of Gavea over the last month, one thing has become very clear: David Miranda knew exactly what he was doing. To believe he was played as some type of dupe or mule by Greenwald not only ignores the real nature of their relationship but also assumes that there’s some safer way to transport sensitive documents across the globe. Is there any device more fail-safe and secure than the person you love the most? Does Apple make that sort of product?

Miranda knew very well that he was traveling from Rio to Berlin to see Greenwald’s reporting partner, documentarian Laura Poitras, and that he would be returning through the U.K., all the time carrying a heavily encrypted flash drive directly related to the trove of documents that former and now notorious CIA employee Edward Snowden had vacuumed from the National Security Agency and had given to Greenwald earlier in the year.

“I have been involved in every aspect of Glenn’s life, why wouldn’t I be a part of this?” Miranda asserts over lunch at a fashion mall in Rio’s São Conrado neighborhood the next afternoon.

And Greenwald says that anybody who calls his husband an unwitting mule is just a racist. A racist, goddamnit! And a homophobe.

“David is a grown, 28-year-old man,” Greenwald says, visibly bristling at the accusation that Miranda was an exploited errand boy. “He is the most insanely willful person I have ever met; it makes me crazy sometimes. He was an orphan and had to take care of himself very early on in a way few people do. So it’s absurd to think that I could manipulate him into anything he didn’t want to do. A lot of this is pure racism, classism, and ethnocentricity: Some white Americans see a nonwhite Brazilian who grew up poor and doesn’t speak perfect English, and so disgustingly assume that he’s dumb, naïve, and easily manipulated.”

Unfortunately for both David and Glenn, that’s exactly what David Miranda claimed in his   “pants on fire” interview to Anderson Cooper of CNN after Heathrow police so correctly stopped him and removed the stolen files from him:

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Anderson Cooper: “David… did you know what was stored on those devices? Did you know it was classified material?”

Miranda: “I don’t know that… I was just taking the fi- … those materials back to Glenn. You know Glenn been working with a lot of stories along the years…I didn’t quite follow everything that he writes every day…I can’t follow him, because I have to have a life. I mean I can’t know everything that he’s been working with.”

So there you have it Glenn. Your husband is not only a liar, he’s a racist, classist, ethnocentrist on top of it.

There’s tons more in the Buzzfeed piece that screws the Guardian’s other lies to the wall. I have been too busy to blog much, but the paper is running scared, as well they should be. More to come on that later.


  1. nigelpwsmith · November 15, 2013

    There’s a proverb to describe this situation, that applies to both Miranda and Greenwald.

    It’s called the first law of holes…

    Quite apt when you consider their proclivities….

    “If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”

  2. Waldo Fondue · November 15, 2013

    Greenwald is a craven narcissist. All narcissists are pathological liars.

  3. Menscher · November 15, 2013

    Louise mensch is an idiot who writes for an idiot paper circulated to the idiots

    • Waldo Fondue · November 16, 2013

      One might wonder why, as an alleged expert on idiocy, you don’t know how to punctuate.

  4. goggzilla · November 26, 2013

    I began laughing when you cited Cressida Dick. Same aptly named Dick who was responsible for the extrajudicial killing of Jean-Charles de Menezes? Ostensibly for possession of a dark skin? Now to Mr Miranda. He did us a great service by verballing up the wilder shores of Britain’s servile attitude to the American Imperium. The UK is a worse bet than Cuba under Batista, or ‘Nam under Thieu. Love, Ciaran Goggins (Goggzilla) Mwah!

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